Author Topic: WTF have I done now? :(  (Read 78 times)

Q13.1

  • Jr. Member
  • **
  • Posts: 6582
  • RAF Upper Heyford
    • Me
WTF have I done now? :(
« on: December 07, 2017, 10:49:19 PM »
How do you go about de-programing an american evangelical christian who believes the earth is flat?

It is radically more complicated than on initial appearances.

Any advice apart from go easy with them Q to avoid being responsible for them having another breakdown or worse?

Sven

  • Jr. Member
  • **
  • Posts: 7146
  • Goran Sphincter
Re: WTF have I done now? :(
« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2017, 07:43:57 AM »
How do you go about de-programing an american evangelical christian who believes the earth is flat?

It is radically more complicated than on initial appearances.

Any advice apart from go easy with them Q to avoid being responsible for them having another breakdown or worse?

Don't engage.

If they are that convinced of something so ridiculous, then it's not worth the effort.

New World

  • Jr. Member
  • **
  • Posts: 3858
  • IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT YOU
Re: WTF have I done now? :(
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2017, 08:39:46 AM »
Christians should be fed to lions.

Je

  • Jr. Member
  • **
  • Posts: 4679
Re: WTF have I done now? :(
« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2017, 10:41:30 AM »
Don't engage.

If they are that convinced of something so ridiculous, then it's not worth the effort.

Yeah... talk about politics instead.

No... hang on... err... your favourite chocolate bar or summit....

Return of the Mac

  • Jr. Member
  • **
  • Posts: 8010
  • The 140 character man
Re: WTF have I done now? :(
« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2017, 01:15:35 PM »
Just say that the earth is one massive ring doughnut.  ;)

Natural Mystic

  • Jr. Member
  • **
  • Posts: 13871
  • hello
Re: WTF have I done now? :(
« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2017, 01:49:08 PM »
 :weed: The earth is flat ..... isn't it  :nooo:

Sven

  • Jr. Member
  • **
  • Posts: 7146
  • Goran Sphincter
Re: WTF have I done now? :(
« Reply #6 on: December 08, 2017, 02:33:20 PM »
Yeah... talk about politics instead.

No... hang on... err... your favourite chocolate bar or summit....

I think it is worth it with the influential moderates that exist in these communities.

Not with the hell fire, spit and bile sorts however. They are normally not stupid, but not as capable of understanding as they think that they are or should be.

Q13.1

  • Jr. Member
  • **
  • Posts: 6582
  • RAF Upper Heyford
    • Me
Re: WTF have I done now? :(
« Reply #7 on: December 08, 2017, 06:29:08 PM »
Thanks chaps and NM. Problem is God has been very kind to her figure and she is absolutely gorgeous  :P. Barbar has seen her ;) :D

I am seriously considering converting so I can  :alien: with her :)

bababarararacucucudadada

  • Jr. Member
  • **
  • Posts: 1049
Re: WTF have I done now? :(
« Reply #8 on: December 08, 2017, 10:30:16 PM »
Introduce her to Terry Pratchett.

Q13.1

  • Jr. Member
  • **
  • Posts: 6582
  • RAF Upper Heyford
    • Me
Re: WTF have I done now? :(
« Reply #9 on: December 08, 2017, 10:32:43 PM »
Introduce her to Terry Pratchett.

I reckon discworld makes more sense.

Q13.1

  • Jr. Member
  • **
  • Posts: 6582
  • RAF Upper Heyford
    • Me
Re: WTF have I done now? :(
« Reply #10 on: December 08, 2017, 10:36:47 PM »
Introduce her to Terry Pratchett.

She is going to show me hers in an hour or two Barbar!  8) :D

Return of the Mac

  • Jr. Member
  • **
  • Posts: 8010
  • The 140 character man
Re: WTF have I done now? :(
« Reply #11 on: December 09, 2017, 12:49:18 AM »
Thanks chaps and NM. Problem is God has been very kind to her figure and she is absolutely gorgeous  :P. Barbar has seen her ;) :D

I am seriously considering converting so I can  :alien: with her :)

Is she a Muslim?  :ninja:

Q13.1

  • Jr. Member
  • **
  • Posts: 6582
  • RAF Upper Heyford
    • Me
Re: WTF have I done now? :(
« Reply #12 on: December 09, 2017, 01:54:39 AM »
"There she goes now now, there she goes now" as the Velvet Underground sang. She has gone, didn't like me referring to a spherical earth, found it extremely offensive. Shame. What a waste! That was an Ian Drury song wasn't it. My God I could have made her feel the curvature of the earth right up through her pelvis and through her spine. Ooops sorry ladies. :)

cyndi by Paul Dyer, on Flickr
« Last Edit: December 09, 2017, 01:58:23 AM by Q13.1 »

Sven

  • Jr. Member
  • **
  • Posts: 7146
  • Goran Sphincter
Re: WTF have I done now? :(
« Reply #13 on: December 09, 2017, 02:58:24 AM »
I reckon discworld makes more sense.

When the water spills over the side of the world, and how it gets back, arrangements are made.


Look I now hate Discworld as my real life mortal enemy, The Crywanker, believes in TP.

He is the kind of guy who thinks liking Pratchetts writings makes one Super Inteligent.