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bababarararacucucudadada

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Most pointless pets
« on: September 04, 2017, 07:25:00 PM »
Guinea pigs.

Squeaky little bastards that don't do anything other than eat, poo, pee, sleep and squeak a bit.

What's the point of them other than to eat the leaves that surround a cauliflower?

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Re: Most pointless pets
« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2017, 01:11:55 AM »
Were you having a bad day and thought you would take it out on guinea pigs?

bababarararacucucudadada

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Re: Most pointless pets
« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2017, 01:29:25 AM »
No. I was really ranting against cauliflower and got on a roll. Guinea pigs are collateral damage.

Just had cauliflower for tea. Made it edible by slightly over-cooking it and then smearing it with butter.



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Re: Most pointless pets
« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2017, 12:29:04 PM »
Tarantula.

Most people are terrified or disgusted by them, and don't even want to look at them. You can't really handle them because they're too chicken shit, and hate people, and have those horrible fucking hairs that make you itch. You can't walk it, play fetch with it, get it to do tricks. It just sits there in it's aquarium, hidden most of the time, ocassionally eating the odd locust, and generally being a boring, disgusting, terrifying and anti social c**t.